♥I love him
sex in your ears
bitches bitchin


to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

biggest fucking thing ever 


It’s raining and all I want to do is get high with you, make breakfast food, get high, have sex and watch things on netflix while laying in bed.

uhm, yes.

For the first time in weeks, thinks felt almost genuinely okay.


i feel like when i’m done with tumblr i won’t delete i’ll just let my blog sit here and then like years later i’ll come on and if anyone is still following me i’ll be like “yooooo guys look i’m grown up! look these are my KIDS! i own a fucking house damn son”

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

(Fuente: uncooler)

I had my interview at McDonald’s today and I really hope the supervisor hires me



and happiness

once more.